So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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