Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
