ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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