You're so nebulous sometimes
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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