There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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