yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
and you fell through a lawn chair
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