I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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