Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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