This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Do plants get herpes?
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