So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm like, not good at living.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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