Duck Duck Cougar?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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