Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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