so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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