I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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