Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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