you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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