i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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