What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she woke up with a sticky ear
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
