While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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