i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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