i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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