in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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