I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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