found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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