that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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