i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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