He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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