seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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