i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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