this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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