oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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