Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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