yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
