And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
