At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
My pussy is not your playground.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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