booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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