Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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