i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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