i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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