whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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