I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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