woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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