I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
be right there i have to get my cape
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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