I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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