I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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