Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
