How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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