i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you never un-have a 4some
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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