Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
