even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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