But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You did what with his pubic hair?
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